Updated with feedback from CodeReview.SE: https://codereview.stackexchange.com/q/176680/54092
Q&A for linguists, teachers, and students wanting to discuss the finer points of the Latin language
SELECT DISTINCT Posts.Id AS [Post Link], PostTypes.Name FROM Posts INNER JOIN PostTypes ON Posts.PostTypeId = PostTypes.Id WHERE ClosedDate IS NULL AND Score > -2 AND PostTypeId <> 6 AND ( Title LIKE '[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_CS_AS OR Title LIKE '%.%' OR Title LIKE '%(%' OR ( Title NOT LIKE '%?' AND ( LOWER(Title) LIKE 'is %' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE 'are %' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%what%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%where%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%when%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%who%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%why%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%how%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%there%' ) ) OR ( Title IS NULL AND ( Body LIKE '%<p>[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Body LIKE '%. [abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Body LIKE '%.[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Body LIKE '%[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz](%' OR Body LIKE '%)[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_CS_AS ) ) ) ORDER BY PostTypes.Name ASC --NEWID()