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Q&A for linguists, teachers, and students wanting to discuss the finer points of the Latin language
SELECT PostTypes.Name ,Posts.Id AS [Post Link] ,Posts.Body FROM Posts INNER JOIN PostTypes ON Posts.PostTypeId = PostTypes.Id INNER JOIN Users ON Posts.OwnerUserId = Users.Id WHERE ClosedDate IS NULL AND PostTypeId IN (1, 2) AND Score >= 0 AND Reputation < 1000 AND ( Title LIKE '[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR ( Title NOT LIKE '%?' AND ( LOWER(Title) LIKE 'is %' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE 'are %' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%what%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%where%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%when%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%who%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%why%' OR LOWER(Title) LIKE '%how%' ) ) OR Body LIKE '%[abcdfhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]. [abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Body LIKE '%[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz](%' OR Body LIKE '%)[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_CS_AS ) ORDER BY PostTypeId ASC