Updated with feedback from CodeReview.SE: https://codereview.stackexchange.com/q/176680
Q&A for linguists, teachers, and students wanting to discuss the finer points of the Latin language
SELECT PostTypes.Name AS [Post Type], Posts.Id AS [Post Link], Posts.LastActivityDate AS [Last Activity] FROM Posts INNER JOIN PostTypes ON Posts.PostTypeId = PostTypes.Id INNER JOIN Users ON Posts.OwnerUserId = Users.Id WHERE Posts.PostTypeId NOT IN (6, 7) AND Posts.Score > -1 AND -- low quality posts are probably not worth salvaging Users.Reputation < 4000 AND -- posts by trusted users are exempt from editing (that is the theory anyway) Posts.Id <> ALL (SELECT PostHistory.PostId FROM PostHistory WHERE PostHistory.PostId = Posts.Id AND PostHistory.PostHistoryTypeId = 14) AND ( Posts.Title LIKE '[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR ( Posts.Title NOT LIKE '%?' AND ( LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'is %' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'are %' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'do[en ]%' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE '%wh[aeoy]%' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE '%how%' ) ) OR ( (Posts.ClosedDate IS NULL OR DATEDIFF(day, Posts.ClosedDate, GETDATE()) > 6) AND -- don't edit recently closed questions as doing so will bump them into the review queue ( Posts.Body LIKE '[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Posts.Body LIKE '%[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]([ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz]%' OR Posts.Body LIKE '%[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz])[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Posts.Body LIKE '%[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz],[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz]%' OR Posts.Body LIKE '% i[ '']%' ) ) ) ORDER BY Posts.LastActivityDate ASC