Updated with feedback from CodeReview.SE: https://codereview.stackexchange.com/q/176680
Q&A for linguists, teachers, and students wanting to discuss the finer points of the Latin language
DECLARE @TrustedUserReputation int = 4000 DECLARE @Question tinyint = 1 DECLARE @Answer tinyint = 2 DECLARE @Wiki tinyint = 3 DECLARE @TagWikiExcerpt tinyint = 4 DECLARE @TagWiki tinyint = 5 DECLARE @PostLocked tinyint = 14 DECLARE @PostUnlocked tinyint = 15 SELECT DISTINCT PostTypes.Name AS [Post Type] ,Posts.Score AS [Post Score] ,Posts.Id AS [Post Link] ,Posts.LastActivityDate AS [Last Activity] FROM Posts INNER JOIN PostTypes ON Posts.PostTypeId = PostTypes.Id INNER JOIN Users ON Posts.OwnerUserId = Users.Id INNER JOIN PostHistory ON Posts.Id = PostHistory.PostId WHERE Posts.Score > 0 -- Low quality posts are probably not worth salvaging AND Posts.ClosedDate IS NULL AND Users.Reputation < @TrustedUserReputation -- Posts by trusted users are exempt from editing (that is the theory anyway) AND ( ( Posts.PostTypeId IN (@Question, @Wiki) AND Posts.Id <> ALL ( SELECT DISTINCT PostId FROM PostHistory WHERE PostId = PostHistory.PostId AND PostHistoryTypeId IN (@PostLocked, @PostUnlocked) GROUP BY PostId HAVING COUNT(PostHistoryTypeId) % 2 = 1 ) ) OR -- Locked posts can't be edited ( Posts.PostTypeId IN (@Answer, @Wiki) AND Posts.ParentId <> ALL ( SELECT DISTINCT PostId FROM PostHistory WHERE PostId = Posts.ParentId AND PostHistoryTypeId IN (@PostLocked, @PostUnlocked) GROUP BY PostId HAVING COUNT(PostHistoryTypeId) % 2 = 1 ) ) OR Posts.PostTypeId IN (@TagWikiExcerpt, @TagWiki) ) AND ( ( Posts.Title NOT LIKE '%?' AND ( LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'is %' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'are %' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE 'do[en ]%' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE '%wh[aeoy]%' OR LOWER(Posts.Title) LIKE '%how%' ) ) OR ( Posts.Title LIKE '[a-z]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN2 OR Posts.Title LIKE '%[A-Za-z][(),;;][A-Za-z]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN2 OR Posts.Title LIKE '% i[ '']%' ) OR ( Posts.Body LIKE '[a-z]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN2 OR Posts.Body LIKE '%[A-Za-z][(),;;][A-Za-z]%' COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN2 OR Posts.Body LIKE '% i[ '']%' ) ) ORDER BY Posts.LastActivityDate DESC