Q&A for the craft of professional writing, including fiction, non-fiction, technical, scholarly, and commercial writing
-- https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/288160/no-thanks-damn-it -- https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/267490/thanks-in-a-comment -- https://meta.stackoverflow.com/a/367472/11107541 -- https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/365273/automatically-removing-comments-that-arent-just-thank-you-and-1-nice-ans SELECT TOP 10000 C.Id as [Comment Link] ,C.Text ,C.CreationDate FROM Comments C WHERE C.Score = 0 AND C.Text COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN LIKE '%[tT]hank%' AND C.Text COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN LIKE '%work%' AND NOT C.Text COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN LIKE '%not work%' AND NOT C.Text COLLATE Latin1_General_BIN LIKE '%n''t work%' AND LEN(C.Text) < 50 ORDER BY C.CreationDate ASC ;